Sunday, April 4, 2010

Fits like a glove

Seriously? How could this happen to my favorite pair of jeans? It is time to say goodbye to a much loved pair of pants. And I can't just cut them up and call it good. They need a loving tribute. I'm not completely sure how long these pants have been with me, but I do know I have had them through two pregnancies. That is how they got elevated to "favorite pair."
Well, to start at the beginning I will tell you how we met. I hate pant shopping. As a matter of fact, nine times out of ten when I go shopping for pants, I come home with anything but pants. Three shirts, a pair of shoes, a purse, but not usually pants. It has to do with height issues. Some times I'm considered petite, other times I'm on the short end of average. Then there is the average shortie. Or whatever. But I found these lovely pair of jeans one Spring day in Macy's. Okay, I'm not sure about spring, but I am sure about Macy's. I was browsing the sale rack even (another reason why they got the elevated favorite pair status.) They were cute, but if you have ever looked for pants on the sale rack, you know that it is like 30 shirts to every single pair of pants. And the chance of the pants being your size? Not good. So I looked, but wasn't counting on them being my size. But they were, even the smaller of my sizes. On sale, my size AND as I looked closer Tommy Hilfiger! I am so not trendy clothing wise, but in this case, I could flash the label if I needed. And, as was the trend a few years ago, these pants weren't descecrated with gaudy embroidery.
Still these pants had a little work to do before becoming the love of my life. So, how did they do it? I was able to wear these pants while pregant! Twice! The first time I got to about month six before I couldn't wear them. And the second pregancy I made it to month five. Both times, after pregnancy, they were the first pair of pants I could get back into. Oh happy day! Strangely, these pants I could also pull on and off without unbuttoning whenever I was in shape. So they made me smile.
Now, some of you who don't know better (i.e. men), might think that when the favorite pair wears out, the second favorite becomes the fav. Au contraire, mon frere. Just like we hope the vice president never becomes the president, because we didn't vote for him, the second cannot become the first and the first cannot become the second. Besides, pair two is wearing out too.
So, I will now bid adieu to my favorite pair of Cowboy fit pants. I will try to use them in a denim quilt, but they must now go like a lamb to the slaughter (my sheers.) I will soon be shopping for new pants if anyone cares to go with me. It is quite the process, but usually involved lunch out! Feel free to share your stories also. I know I am not alone.

8 comments:

Monique said...

Oh I so wish I could come with you!!! I remember our shopping days at BYU! What fun!

Kat said...

Oh you made me laugh today, I really needed that. :) I TOTALLY understand where you are coming from. Sadly there is no favorite pair in my laundry pile right now and hasn't been for at least one kid, (do have a favorite pair of corduroys though don't laugh--also off the clearance rack--I could feel your joy there.) So I would happily come with you!

Ami Looker said...

I think you need to make a trip home so we can shop together, because mine are all wearing out and I am still silly enough to say..."I'll buy more when I lose weight." Silly me!!!

Love ya!!

The Kemps said...

I'll shop with you!! I'm on the hunt for a new Sunday outfit...I keep thinking "I'll shop when I lose weight" but of course, that hasn't happened yet. Pick the day and away we go...

Sharon said...

I hate shopping for clothes, pants included (I too have height issues when it comes to pants), but shopping is always better with a friend. Good luck.

Cassie said...

Charlotte, you are so cute! I love this post, it definitely made me laugh! It is so true!

Unknown said...

I'll go with you too, Charlotte! I am in the same height category as you, so we can brood together and comfort ourselves with something indulgent! :o)

Megan said...

I am laughing so hard because of how true and familiar this is to me and because of how eloquently you said it!!! Seriously, this is why i read blogs! You are a funny writer, a great writer! I found yours through Sarah's and it was the best read of the day! (this is Megan Morris)